improvising wildly

I'm a twenty-one year old queer woman studying at the University of New England, majoring in English, Writing and Film and Media Studies. Pretty keen on nerd life, melodramatic poetry, horror films, dinosaurs, glitter, femme life and beating the hell out of Sporcle quizzes.

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via rexuality)

  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via lacigreen)

The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via jaimescersei)

(Source: sansastarkt, via jaimescersei)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via hzzstyles)

strocka:

Plato is such a fukin snoozefest honestly like he’s totally on to some banger ideas but if they were delivered like via a metaphorical monster truck and laser show I’d be so much more inclined to read on

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

(via femmefatty)