improvising wildly

I'm a twenty-one year old queer woman studying at the University of New England, majoring in English, Writing and Film and Media Studies. Pretty keen on nerd life, melodramatic poetry, horror films, dinosaurs, glitter, femme life and beating the hell out of Sporcle quizzes.

I think I’m literally the only person in the world that has the phrase “dual narrative” interweaved amongst dirty talk over fb.

I didn’t choose the writing major life, the the writing major life chose me. 

"It looks good," said director Joss Whedon to Hiddleston, "but it doesn’t look like he’s hitting you very hard."

"Well he’s not," replied Hiddleston. So he turned to Hemsworth. "Let’s just go for it."

"You sure?" asked Hemsworth.

"Yeah, it’s fine," Hiddleston assured him. "Just hit me on this take."

So Hemsworth did, pile-driving into Hiddleston’s chest, pummelling him out of frame. Hemsworth quickly turned to the camera operator.

"You saw him ask me to do it, mate!" he cried, as Hiddleston lay on the floor, chuckling. "You all saw it!" Hemsworth appealed to the crew. "He told me to hit him!"

- Empire magazine, reporting on Thor and Loki’s fight scene (via hiddeninthewater)

Chris’s reaction is one of a man with brothers, who had to explain to their Mom why he’d hit one of them.

(via sherekahnsgirl)

(Source: snazzything, via bitterbatbrat)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via jaimescersei)

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via lgbtlaughs)

medievalpoc:

crowtoed submitted to medievalpoc:

This is Maria Christian, my former cast director at the Michigan Renaissance Festival as her character, Princess Isaade M’boukou. Maria’s been designing and wearing African-Elizabethan fusion garb to MiRF for decades, so she has a few different gowns and headpieces in rotation. In addition to her duties keeping the stage acts organized, as Isaade she acts as an impresario at the feasts, talks about West African traditions and folklore, and is much needed and treasured PoC representation on the cast.

(via duod)

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.

Unknown (via perfect)

It starts with yourself

(via bohemianist)

(Source: ridiculouslyproper, via letsnotfuckaround)